Monday, April 30, 2012

where I want to go...


We live in a world filled with opportunities for adventure.   We are at liberty to travel to distance lands of fun at almost any time, but of all the places to visit in the world, I think that the best place is the bathroom.  The adventurous atmosphere of the water closet is created by the usage of the loo and the decor that can be contained.
   The bathroom is the best place to visit because you can relieve yourself of your your body's unwanted nutrients.  You can also take a relaxing bubble bath or take a shower.  Another great thing about the bathroom is that you can be naked for an extended period of time without anyone caring.  Clearly, the bathroom gives people freedom and relaxation.  
   The best thing by far about the bathroom is the option to let loose the storm that has been brewing in your bowels all week.  You have the right to fart really loud and make the entire room reek with the stench of the Arby's dinner you ate last week.  As you can clearly see, I love the bathroom because it protects the rights of those who need to defaecate. 

- RJ

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