Pastafarianism

   You know about all the big religions, Christianity, Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, and Hinduism.  However, there is one that is not taught about in schools, it's called Pastafarianism.  I am a loyal Pastafarian.

    Pastafarianism is a religion based on the belief that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.  On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second day, due to the fact that he cant swim for very long he created land and a beer volcano.  When he was done, he drank way to much beer and awoke hungover.  He had many drunken nights and many clumsy afternoons.  He then accidentally created land and seas again (he forgot that he already did this) and created heaven and a midget, he called this midget Man.  Man and equally short Woman lived peacefully in the Olive Garden of Eden until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a flood in a horrible cooking accident.

    Pastafarians believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the omniscient ruler of the universe.  The first to realize this were pirates.  They worshiped and spread word of the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster that was the creator of the Earth.  Pirates were the very first Pastafarians.  It is believed by Pastafarians everywhere that the lack of pirates in the world has lead to the anger felt by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster and caused him to heat up the world, thus creating global warming.  However, people dressing up as pirates on Halloween is appreciated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster and is thought of as a memorial of all his lost followers throughout the centuries.  This is the only thing keeping him from destroying the entire universe.

    I believe that Pastafarianism should be taught in school along with all of the other religions.  If we only teach about a select few, we aren't really teaching about religion.  Pastafarianism is just as important as any of the other religions that are taught in schools.  So why leave it out?  If you support teaching about all the religions in the world then help put Pastafarianism on the list.